Blah.

You know that kind of cough that makes your whole body shake and quiver while you're trying so hard to get something gross and mucus-y out of the back of your throat that you feel like you're going to die?

Yeah, it isn't THAT bad.

Yet.

But knowing that my mom has pneumonia makes me want to shout, "Hooray! Body-wracking spasms here I come!"

I'll let you know if I survive.