Go Britney!

Damn, no one can say this woman is stupid. Well, ok, many people can say she's stupid. And crazy. But she certainly knows how to make people talk about her. And sell singles.

Her new song - say it fast now - is called "If You Seek Amy." I'm listening to a clip right now of a talk show with people arguing back and forth about the "inappropriateness" of the song, and the "embedded messages" that are poisoning our children and making us all go to hell. The line everyone is all aflutter over is, "All the boys and all the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy." Which personally, I think is hilarious. And creative.

And if you don't want your kids to be corrupted by a very cleverly inserted curse word then turn off the radio. Or change the station. Don't cause a ruckus and make national news complaining about how damaging it is to our puritanical ears, because you know what you're doing then?

YOU are selling more CDs. Funny, isn't it?