Out of the mouths of babes

Alex: I’m sad

[Looks down at his baby hippo which he’s cradling]

Scott: Why are you sad?

Alex: My baby hippo died.

Scott: How’d it die?

Alex: The bad guys shot him and punched him and he died.

Scott: Oh, well we can get him the best medical care in the world.

Alex: I need to talk to my Pink Panther Master, he can fix it.

Scott: How?

Alex: He’ll drive to Marysville and pick up the Benadryl.

Scott: And that’ll work?

Alex: Yes, it’ll make him alive again.

[10 seconds pass]

Alex: YAY he’s back!