Pondering

I really should stop using all caps.

But does that mean I'm going to actually DO it?

OF COURSE NOT.

Pondering

There isn't much that's more glee-inducing than watching your nine-month-old daughter rock out to David Archuleta at 6:00 in the morning.

Pondering

If the Google AdSense people don't want ME clicking on the damn links, why do they keep posting links that I'm writing about?

Pondering

If your second child turns out completely different from your first, and your personality is inherently analytical, why must you feel guilty about noticing and enjoying the differences?

Pondering

I love Dooce. And this quote from her site just sums up my blog in two sentences:

"How To Annoy Me: Call this website a "diary" or a "journal." I prefer "piece of self-loathing, self-indulgent, narcissistic crap," thank you very much."

Pondering

If a tree falls in the forest, does Kathy the Cat Casket creator sneeze?

Pondering

How long would it take to pluck every eyebrow hair you've got?

Pondering

My new ads section has posted 4 ads on breastfeeding already. Dammit, Matt, you were right - I DO talk about my boobs too much.