Since the Walmart in Lakewood opened a few years back, I have seen my share of interesting things...people...mullets... And now, LOOK! There's a blog about it! What a giggle I've just had...
People of Walmart
Showing posts with label Walmart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walmart. Show all posts
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Piss Me Off, Why Don't You
Overheard at Walmart (within 15 minutes of one another, on the SAME DAY):
1.
Approximately 3-year-old child: (screaming, whining, waaahwaahwaah)
Mother (appearing strung out and smelling of cigarettes): Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Shut up!
(slapping sound)
Child: (screams louder with hand on his face)
Mother: (with a smile on her face) How about some Dora underwear? They're so cute! (while child is still screaming)
2.
Woman (standing in cosmetics aisle): Maybe I'll get this one.
Man: Why don't you just pick a fucking lotion already.
Woman: Why don't you fucking shut up?
Man: I'll kill you. I'll kill you right in this store.
Walmart, you bastion of class, you.
1.
Approximately 3-year-old child: (screaming, whining, waaahwaahwaah)
Mother (appearing strung out and smelling of cigarettes): Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Shut up!
(slapping sound)
Child: (screams louder with hand on his face)
Mother: (with a smile on her face) How about some Dora underwear? They're so cute! (while child is still screaming)
2.
Woman (standing in cosmetics aisle): Maybe I'll get this one.
Man: Why don't you just pick a fucking lotion already.
Woman: Why don't you fucking shut up?
Man: I'll kill you. I'll kill you right in this store.
Walmart, you bastion of class, you.
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